Monday, 21 October 2013

this blog is now defunct

Hi everyone,

My new blog is:


This one is TOTALLY irrelevant now...I have had a total lifestyle overhaul since these old days of drinking, smoking and staying up late.

The new me enjoys vegan food, yoga and going to bed early.

Sounds lame, but how will you really know unless you check out the new blog?

Yes. Go check it out.


Friday, 25 May 2012

i'm on fire


Sorry for yet another absence from the blogging world...I am completely snowed under with school projects at the moment and really just wish the semester was over!

Right now I really feel like dressing up fancy, doing my hair and make-up, and getting FUCKED UP.

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

he's calling out your name


So, you haven't heard from me in a while, so I will give you a little news update. I know you guys are totally interested. Ready? Shit I have done lately:

(1) Ate a fruit platter the size of my head last night.

(2) Got some Buscapan injected into my left buttock after complaining of stomach pain to my doctor. I went to him for my sleeping difficulties and came out with a sore bum. Overshare? I THINK SO! Soz.

(3) Almost ran over a cat on the drive to my parents' house. Swerved to avoid it.

(4) Watched lovely nineties film "Loser" with Jason Biggs and Mena Suvari. Loved it, and am totally lusting after a pair of clompy Mary-Janes and dirty eye-makeup now. What a cutie pie.

(5) Attended a music festival (GTM), although I left early. My friends apparently had an excellent time, even though it rained on them and the temperature dropped into the minus degrees. It froze my soul.

(6) Did no schoolwork or articles whatsoever. Fail!

Friday, 4 May 2012

we spent all of our money

Oh noes,

I have been left alone for too long and now I am buying up big online with money I don't have! On the plus side, hopefully all this online shopping will mean that my wardrobe will be full of winter things and I won't freeze to death??

I'm a bit sick at the moment so I haven't been super active today- activities included driving my dog to get a doggie manicure, making and devouring a grown-up toasted sandwich (sourdough with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, goats cheese & rocket lettuce), having a long luxurious shower (WASHED MY HAIR!!), drinking five cups of green tea and finishing off an article.


Wearing: jumper- thrifted, black tshirt- ASOS, headband- Etsy

Thursday, 3 May 2012

school library

Good afternoon,

I have just spent the day trying in vain to get some of my schoolwork done. Just walked past a group of female students GOING TO TOWN on a six-pack of Ribena. There were only two girls.

People are so cray sometimes.


Wednesday, 2 May 2012

i didn't steal your boyfriend

Hey guys,

I am having a totally crappy day.

I ran late for school this morning, my morning coffee was cold by the time I got to drinking it, I have really bad allergies today (in autumn! Go figure) so my eyes are all fucked up, and I have schoolwork coming out my ears that I haven't even looked at. Also, we are studying the reproductive system in Anatomy and I was admonished for giggling when she said "anus." And my boyfriend seems to be annoyed with me, but that could just be my neuroses talking.

It is totally miserable outside today and won't stop raining. I am going to make a big pot of pumpkin soup for dinner, eat lots of bread, put my massive wool socks on and read a book...sounds like the perfect remedy for a less-than-stellar day.

I hope you guys are feeling a bit better than me! x

Today I'm wearing: jumper- thrifted, jeans- Ksubi, shoes- Converse

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

i'm always like

DON'T bother getting me flowers, they just eventually die and go all ugly and brown and then I have to toss them in the garbage and feel all guilty about it,

But then I get flowers and I'm like: