Thursday, 26 April 2012


Hey all,

Today was unfortunately quite unproductive! However, I did eat my weight in macaroni and cheese, went grocery shopping with my boyfriend, read my magazines, watched four episodes of "How I Met Your Mother," and became totally addicted to this blog, Dolly Rocker Girl- so much fashion inspiration!

I guess that's just what some days are for.

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

the dirt in your fries

Holy shiz, I am freezing!

It was unexpectedly cold today, and as per usual I under-dressed for the conditions. Fortunately, I managed to combat this by slipping into my boyfriend's tracksuit pants and my favourite socks-and-sandals combo as soon as I got home. And when I say "as soon as I got home" I mean "after I ate a few pieces of chocolate from the fridge." Obviously.

Went out for breakfast this morning and accidentally ordered the mackerel cakes again. Still better than anything I could come up with in the kitchen so I'm not complaining. After breakfast, I spent today mostly in the school library and it was actually a pretty productive time. I wrote a whole article, and got a hefty chunk of a school project out of the way. Drinks are on me! Not! I can't afford to buy you guys DRINKS! Idiots.

Ladies, rejoice. I am here to tell you that it's okay to wear your Explorer socks with sandals. It's cool, really. You only have to look at the below photograph to see how serious I am about this.

Friday, 20 April 2012

trying to study...

...not going so well. I hate myself!

Thursday, 19 April 2012

you make me lose my buttons

Hey all,

Last night my boyfriend and I watched "American Pie" whilst simultaneously eating apple pie. It was a stroke of genius, because by the time the infamous pie-masturbation scene began, our own pie was ready from the oven and we were STARVING.

I have just been enjoying my holidays, working on a couple of projects here and there, seeing friends. I went to lunch with Skye yesterday and ate smoked mackerel cakes with beans and beetroot and it was delicious. That meal is in stark contrast to today's lunch, which consisted of a banana and a carton of soymilk. I really need to work on my cooking skills.

Also, my ASOS order landed on my doorstep! I am doing "winter shorts" this season. Wow, I sound like a jerk.

What I'm wearing: shorts- ASOS, hoodie- thrifted, tights- supermarket, boots- thrifted

Monday, 16 April 2012

hold me

Hey, all-my-readers!

Just a quick outfit post today, as I have spent the last couple of days watching DVD's in my underwear (hey- it's the holidays), eating corn nuts by the bag and sleeping, so there's not too much to report (although I did have a really fun time last night catching up with friends and eating my body weight in pizza at a pub).

So basically life's pretty good right now (although my ASOS order could hurry the shit up already. I want my green corduroy shorts!). Spending today hanging out with my boyfriend, who has taken the day off work to be with me. Except I am on the laptop. Whoops.

What I'm wearing today: yellow DM's, thrifted dress, random socks I found on my floor. STYLIN'!

Friday, 13 April 2012

i need a dollar

Hi there,

So in a somewhat distressing turn of events, I just salivated whilst browsing through the shoes on ASOS. As in, I drooled a little from my mouth. I mean sure, it's getting near dinner time, and I might be a bit hungry, but it happened when I looked at a particular shoe.


Ganni boot $182.27

Thursday, 12 April 2012

you're my world


So I am on holidays for a couple of weeks! My big plans include working on my school projects (lame), catching up on sleep, eating as much as humanly possible, and perhaps I will even make an appearance at the gym. Perhaps. Don't hold your breath.

Today involved going to school, eating a banana, reading a little, and taking a shower. Maybe I will even have a nap. Then I am heading out to the city to go see Bleeding Knees Club play- should be good! I will be the one dressed like Monica from classic nineties television program "Friends." At the moment I am not listening to Bleeding Knees Club though. I am listening to old-school Justin Timberlake, post-Britney but pre-acting career. It's rad.

I cannot stop eating today. Maybe I have worms.

Yesterday's outfit: skirt- ASOS, jumper- second hand, legs- ALL MY OWN.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

food baby

Greetings from the school library,

Skye and I are just hanging out, just got back from breakfast (baked eggs and Welsh rarebit, delicious) and now we have to write a lab report. Needless to say, we are spending most of our time taking dumb photographs with the webcam, and have not started any of our work.



Tuesday, 3 April 2012

light all my lights

Hey everybody,

I am now excitedly post-Chemistry exam!! I celebrated with a soy latte in my favourite cafe, read a pile of Vogues and snorted at the beauty section, and now that I am home, perhaps I will indulge in a little bit of wine. It's past midday after all.

And the news just gets better! The leggings and giant t-shirts I ordered online arrived on my doorstep this morning, and I successfully baked kale chips last night after reading about them forever on a multitude of vegan cooking websites. I am not vegan btw, just obsessed with food.

For my exam day I chose saggy denim shorts, my boyfriend's singlet that I found on the floor, an old black cardigan and Doc Marten boots. Boot-lickingly good.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Sunday, 1 April 2012

scary face

I am SO hungover. Goals for today include:

(1) Eating my muesli without regurgitating it later. I think the key here is to take it slow

(2) Create a variety of interesting playlists on iTunes for times such as "doing the dishes" or "can't sleep again" or "washing the dog"

(3) Drink a green smoothie with kale in it. Without regurgitating it later

(4) Try not to be rude to my boyfriend or my dog just because I poisoned myself with alcomahol last night and I feel sick. Trying to refrain from being an asshole is HARD