So, you haven't heard from me in a while, so I will give you a little news update. I know you guys are totally interested. Ready? Shit I have done lately:
(1) Ate a fruit platter the size of my head last night.
(2) Got some Buscapan injected into my left buttock after complaining of stomach pain to my doctor. I went to him for my sleeping difficulties and came out with a sore bum. Overshare? I THINK SO! Soz.
(3) Almost ran over a cat on the drive to my parents' house. Swerved to avoid it.
(4) Watched lovely nineties film "Loser" with Jason Biggs and Mena Suvari. Loved it, and am totally lusting after a pair of clompy Mary-Janes and dirty eye-makeup now. What a cutie pie.
(5) Attended a music festival (GTM), although I left early. My friends apparently had an excellent time, even though it rained on them and the temperature dropped into the minus degrees. It froze my soul.
(6) Did no schoolwork or articles whatsoever. Fail!