Why, thankyou for the kind offer Melyn! But no, you have it, because I have to study tonight. No really, please enjoy. Knock it back. Good girl.
I can't wait until I knock this essay out of the way- my friends are going out tonight, and I am so jealous because I've been trapped in this bedroom for three days straight trying to write this, while the others get to go out and party like it's 1999. I'm practically a fucking SAINT.
Well. Guys. Please get drunk and vomit on at least one taxi driver for me. Thanks.